I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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