I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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