dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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