Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize