Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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