People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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