Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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