How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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