Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I need to stop coming to work sober
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She announced her abortion via fbk
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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