Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I party with great urgency now.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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