His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!