You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!