He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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