And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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