your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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