Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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