i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she told me i tasted like america
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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