What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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