should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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