Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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