Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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