On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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