maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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