3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.