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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper

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• (352): View more from Florida

  So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  so how does one go about finding a summer fling?

  (214): View more from Texas

  take advantage of an intern

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...

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• (760): View more from California

  You did not just play the dead husband card again.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem

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  You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.

  (219): View more from Indiana

  I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Stop watching porn on my work computer.

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  STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.

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• (+33): View more from France

  She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.

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