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(817): View more from Texas

She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.

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OMG. What did u say?

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I told her I did too.

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(817): She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs. (1-817): OMG. What did u say? (817): I told her I did too. http://tfl.nu/dz5w

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(843): View more from South Carolina

did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?

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(843): did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity? http://tfl.nu/ve53

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp

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(201): I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp http://tfl.nu/qhzj

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.

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(847): Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free. http://tfl.nu/2six

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(281): View more from Texas

I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.

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I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.

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(281): I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me. (979): I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys. http://tfl.nu/btxr

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(917): View more from New York City

I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant

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(917): I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant http://tfl.nu/lnj1

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(703): View more from Virginia

i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me

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(703): i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me http://tfl.nu/jgjv

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(856): View more from New Jersey

2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.

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(856): 2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over. http://tfl.nu/sc8m

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(757): View more from Virginia

just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life

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(757): just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life http://tfl.nu/it50

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.

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(508): in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar. http://tfl.nu/rqsf

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.

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Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.

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(262): I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state. (847): Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it. http://tfl.nu/q5kp

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(775): View more from Nevada

Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?

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(775): Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table? http://tfl.nu/vh5f

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.

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(918): Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art. http://tfl.nu/zfiz

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(913): View more from Kansas

Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole

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(913): Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole http://tfl.nu/jf5e

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(941): View more from Florida

i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot

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(941): i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot http://tfl.nu/1z26

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