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(248): View more from Michigan

piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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(512): View more from Texas

Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.

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(847): View more from Illinois

O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.

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(562): View more from California

Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.

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(903): View more from Texas

this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison

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(512): View more from Texas

Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful

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