everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.