then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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