chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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