dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My pussy is not your playground.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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