so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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