im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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