Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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