do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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