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  Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.

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• (607): View more from New York

  You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.

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• (707): View more from California

  you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?

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  yeah, you wanna come?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?

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• (716): View more from New York

  In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.

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