we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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