I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You tried paying your tab with the coaster