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  you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?

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• (315): View more from New York

  i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time

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• (925): View more from California

  she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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• (707): View more from California

  It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?

  (231): View more from Michigan

  Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.

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  I still maintain we were not that drunk......

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  Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!

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• (718): View more from New York

  Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad

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