I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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