what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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