Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
what day is it and did you see me today?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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