how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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