they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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