Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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