Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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