Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
