I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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