we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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