My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
His nipple licking is glorious
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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