I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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