Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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