By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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