I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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