She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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