your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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