Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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