even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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