Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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