Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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