Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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