who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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