I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I will die if light touches me.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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